Friday, October 18, 2013

Massage therapies for removing cellulite


I have heard that massage devices can help get rid of cellulite. Is this true?

You have been smoking too much “grass” and reading crap. Endermologie is a hand held device that massages skin. The manufacturers of this crap device claim that it increases blood flow and removes cellulite. It does no such thing. 

Women who have undergone this bogus treatment claim it is a fraud and does diddly squat. Orientals have been performing massages for the past 2000 years and they get cellulite just like everyone else.

The only thing Endermologie device does is make you feel that the cellulite has gone- the fat pads and dimpling disappear for a few hours and come back when you return home. Please stop wasting your money on this shit- get a life or, take some Prozac.

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